Laissez Faire Capitalist
causticcapitalist:

humbleservant-ami:

Bill is a fellow brogre.  

Shrek is his only escape from Hillary. 

causticcapitalist:

humbleservant-ami:

Bill is a fellow brogre.  

Shrek is his only escape from Hillary. 

officialunitedstates:

[sues everyone named sue because I am lonely and have too many lawyers]

officialunitedstates:

as a math person, I know all about that square is a rectangle but rectangle might not be a square thing

officialunitedstates:

there is no such thing as a nonviolent crime.  all crime hurts my feelings violently

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[inspects huge peanut m&m through jewelers loupe]: perfect clarity. perfect cut

eretzyisrael:

The Truth - Israel has given up land for Peace.

eretzyisrael:

The Truth - Israel has given up land for Peace.

did-you-kno:

The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”
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did-you-kno:

The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”

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homuxa:

baby: m-m-m
mother: say mama! say mama!
baby: m-ma…..Mao Zedong Thought is a political theory which is derived from the teachings of the Chinese political leader Mao Zedong. Its followers, known as Maoists for short, consider it as an anti-Revisionist form of Marxism-Leninism Developed during the 1950s 1960s, and up until the Deng Xiaoping reforms, it was widely applied as the political and military guiding ideology of the Communist Party of China.