Bill is a fellow brogre.
Shrek is his only escape from Hillary.
[sues everyone named sue because I am lonely and have too many lawyers]
as a math person, I know all about that square is a rectangle but rectangle might not be a square thing
there is no such thing as a nonviolent crime. all crime hurts my feelings violently
[inspects huge peanut m&m through jewelers loupe]: perfect clarity. perfect cut
The Truth - Israel has given up land for Peace.
The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer. His famous last words were, “take care of the children. Tobacco will kill you. I’m living proof of it.”
mother: say mama! say mama!
baby: m-ma…..Mao Zedong Thought is a political theory which is derived from the teachings of the Chinese political leader Mao Zedong. Its followers, known as Maoists for short, consider it as an anti-Revisionist form of Marxism-Leninism Developed during the 1950s 1960s, and up until the Deng Xiaoping reforms, it was widely applied as the political and military guiding ideology of the Communist Party of China.
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