Laissez Faire Capitalist

communistjokes:

In the 1980s the Soviet leadership decided to open a strip club in Moscow. It was a miserable failure. The commissars in charge of the project were sitting in a meeting pondering what went wrong. One said, “It couldn’t be the food. It is as good as what goes into the Kremlin.” Another lamented, “It couldn’t be the vodka. It is the best made in all Russia.” A third said, ” It couldn’t be the strippers. They all have been loyal Party members since 1942.”

awwww-cute:

Taken in my parent’s backyard. I present a golden in paradise

awwww-cute:

Taken in my parent’s backyard. I present a golden in paradise

I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House (via aegritudinem)
ronpaulproblems:

Too soon. 

ronpaulproblems:

Too soon. 

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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Guess who got a job interview for their second job(first real job)!

acewasabi:

pleatedjeans:

via

That is pretty perfect

acewasabi:

pleatedjeans:

via

That is pretty perfect

tastefullyoffensive:

[jackthebeanstalk]